Random Facts

Hello! Sorry that I haven't posted for a while, there hasn't been quite enough time. But there isn't too much time right now, so I'll just provide you people with a couple of quick, random things that you might want to know.

-William of Orange ascended to the throne on February 13, 1689
-The American James Younger gang robbed its first bank in Missouri
- Liam Brady, a football player, was born today BUT in 1956
-Jenna Fischer is the actress of Pam Halpert in my current FAVORITE TV show, The Office
- The birthstone of February is an amethyst
- February is Library Lover's month
- February 3rd is Wear Red Day...which I forgot, and went to school with a blue shirt, and my principal scolded me
- February 28th is national Tooth Fairy Day
- February is National Chocolate Lover's month... Chocolate Lovers of the world, unite! (Hear that, Pinky?)
- I prefer dark chocolate to milk chocolate. More flavor, y'know?
-February 21st is Love Your Pet day
-I am aware that I have compiled more than a couple of facts, but these are so interesting that I forgot I had to be quick.

There ya go! I always find February kind of depressing, because I'm sick of winter by then. But now, I realize February is such an interesting little month, even after Valentine's Day is over.

Forever random,
cAfInA

A Real Conversation Including Peggie, Pinky, and Cafina

Pink= Pinky Purple=Peggie Green=Cafina Red=Other
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I don't like her bangs.
Neither do I. She looks like Taylor Swift.
HAHAHAHA!
Good job, Jesse Eisenberg.
NOO! Who is this dude? Why are you kissing your wife? That makes no sense- you didn't deserve this award! Now you're kissing a dude? Wait- WHOA! Are you writing this down? Why are you writing this down? No, you can't write this down! But... seriously... this is another British guy. Like, EVERYONE is British!
YOU'RE SPITTING AT ME! I don't like Colin Firth.
Didn't I just say not to write this?
Khmmhm! Uhhuhuh! Stop writing this down.
You're saying this just so she'll write it down.
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are! You're laughing... True friend, huh? He's just using you for your money, fool. Ahahahaha! TUH! You write down when I laugh, too? You're wacked up. Uh!
She didn't say that.
She did.
She did? I didn't know that!
She's givin' you some beautiful things, huh. Don't write that down. That sounds wrong! Don't write that down either!
I'll fix the spellings and stuff later.
L'Oreal Paris.
Because you're worth it.
Robert Downey Junior.
I think you spelled his name wrong.
No, she didn't.
Oh.
Mmmmeh.
AHAHAHAAH! Hey! I don't laugh like that. I don't go, like, AHAHAHA! I go, like-- regular laugh. Really? You're going to write this down too?
You disgust me.
You're like a fat chicken in a pig mouth. Ahaha! I don't know where that came from. THE WHITES OF HIS EYES ARE GREEN. Doesn't that freak you out?
Technically, his greens are green.
Shut up. It's a Mexican frog with green eyes. I didn't say "technically", for your information. [Cafina] did. I didn't say, "Technically it was a Mexican frog with green eyes." Oh wait, I did! But I didn't say "technically'. No, really, change it.
Okay, okay.
Hmm...
You're going to go in a straitjacket. Nice and straight.
Well you're going to go like Kat did in Victorious... in the Mental Ward.
That was so weird! It was like... PSHH, PSHH. There is no hero, everyone's a loser.
What magazine is Life and Style? Wahhh... Batman! Oh wait, that looked like Batman.
Cape. Tomorrow. 9-8 central. Well, you know what, I'm probably going to go to bed. 'Cause I have to go to school.
JAY LENO! Wait, I thought that was Jay Leno.
That's not Jay Leno!
I thought it was Jay Leno! Johnny Depppppp!
He's in his glasses, looking all piratey. He has really high cheekbones, seriously.
Muns? Muns? Girls, come on up! you have to sleep now! <--[Pinky's Dad]
LATER, WE'RE BUSY!-- Watching the... the... Golden Globes... thing!
INCEPTION IS A COOL MOVIE... You can guess who said that.
I was your only friend! Your only friend! I'm not coming back for my share- I'm coming back for it all!
Hey, [Flippy]'s awake!
No, that's my mom!
OH! Sorry! I thought it was [Flippy.]
SAY IT. Aheeheeheeuhuhuh!
Pascal. Pascaaal. It's like Paaaasssscaaaalllll.
I like Pascal from Tangled. Eduardo!
Loser!
He reminds me of Robert Pattinson. Who I hate. Teehee!
HEEHEEHEEEHEEE! Stupid laugh!
AAHAHAAHAHAHA! I mean- who just picked Eduardo up? He like... picked him up... and made him walk up to the stage with him... creepy. Mutiny. Like they did to Jack on the Pearl.
Who's David Fincher? No, seriously, [Peggie], who's David Fincher? Well done, justicethat. Like I said before.... everybody's British. Man, Justin Bieber is the man! That's so stupid.
But this is so epic! The Golden Globes are OVVEERRR... and we're still up. AHEEHUHUHEHE!
I'm cold now.

...and so it goes.
Just to add, we were watching the Golden Globes on television as this happened- hence all the references to movies and movie stars. Peggie ate too much candy and had just finished being tortured by Pinky while Cafina researched Orlando Bloom. Blame it on that, folks.

Sky Gnomes... And Gnomes in General

Have you ever read Norman Eight's Left Arm? It's about a robot named Norman VIII. He doesn't believe in the existence of sky gnomes- so he bets his left arm that his friend won't be able to find any gnomes. Of course, he loses the bet. His friend finds some sky gnomes and gives them a teapot, and--

Okay. Too weird for ya? I'm sorry Too bad.

Right now, I'm obsessed with Scott Pilgrim graphic novels! And gnomes. Gnomes! And just not gnomes. Sky gnomes.

You do know what I'm talking about, right? I am NOT talking about those cute, pudgy fat little Santa Clauses that live in gardens. I am NOT talking about this super cute weird gnome right here.

NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS. ^

No, I'm talking about THIS.

WOULD SHOW THE WHOLE COMIC, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY DISTURBING.

That's right.
Everyone. I'm back. Scott Pilgrim is epic. Canada is sweet, but fail. George Clooney pwns everyone. Sky gnomes are totally in. TIME magazine is amazing. Christmas is coming soon.
And whatever else you can think of.

Agelast

HEY EVERYONE! Guess what? I was browsing the Internet and I found the WEIRDEST word EVER! Okay, maybe not the weirdest word ever, but pretty weird. Can you guess what it is...? Oh, wait...the word is my title...heh heh heh....

AGELAST!

Cool, eh? Agelast! Can you feel the word agelast spreading over your tongue like an Icebreaker or a mint? Can you feel the taste of it? What a delightful word, don't you think. Now, you may be wondering what the lovely word agelast means. Here's a definition, copied from Google.

Agelast- One who never laughs; a mirthless person.

Yeah, okay, maybe that's not the happiest word around after all. But...I have improved your vocabulary (unless you already knew the word, of course...)! You should be proud of me. Agelast. Now you can brag to your friends about knowing an amazing word that they don't!

Actually, considering my friends, they won't really care.

Oh well!

Yours randomly,
Cafina

Bob

Hello random friends! I have just recently acquired a bottle of green hand sanitizer. Normally, I prefer to wash my hands with soap. But this hand sanitizer bottle was begging me to adopt it.

"Please don't abandon me!" it was wailing. "Please, oh Brilliant and Awesome Cafina, do not let me rot! Take me in! I won't be a nuisance!" Oh, fine, I admit it. The hand sanitizer bottle (shall we call it Bob?) didn't say the Brilliant and Awesome part.

Bob really said, "Please Cafina, do not let me rot! Take me in! I won't be a nuisance!" Just a thought: how did Bob know my name? Anyway, you just can't refuse a guy begging like that. Bob was literally sobbing and on his knees.

Wait a second...do hand sanitizer bottles have knees? Oh well. Never mind that. So I took Bob into my room and made him feel at home. "How can I ever repay this tremendous favor you have done me?" Bob asked me. I didn't answer.

Some people say I am very creative. I try not to let that supposed "creativeness" (I doubt it's there) turn into weirdness.

Pens

Aloha! Today I want to talk about pens. Pens are quite interesting. How does a pen work? There are many different types of pens. Well, there certainly are a lot, so I'd like to list all the types I can think of. Here goes!

Gel pen
Ballpoint pen
Fountain pen
Felt-tipped pen
Reed pen
Quill pen
Dip pen
Rollerball pen

Any other pens? Excluding colored pens, of course. Did you know the word pen originated from the Latin word pinna? Another quick fact: The pen came from the Ancient Indians. Seriously! Cool, right? Whoa....

Pens FOREVER!

Randomness, Inc.!

Hey! (As in the 'hello' hey, not the 'hey, stop being annoying' hey.) This is the start of a new blog, Randomness Inc.!
It will be filled with randomness by me, Pinkguin (remember her from The Awesome Penguins?) and Peggie Quin! Like our header? Filled with randomness! LOL! :)
Before I say bye, here's a random fact:
The most random word in the world is random! Or so they say...

Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!