Bob's New Best Friend

CaFiNa here! Do any of you wacky weirdos (ha ha, just kidding!) remember...BOB? The hand sanitizer bottle? Well, in case any of you were polite enough to wonder how he was doing (just kidding again), he is fine and dandy!

He is even fine and dandier because I have recently acquired a new hand sanitizer bottle, which smells like strawberries, (Bob smells like Atomic Apple, which is the name of the scent) and she is pink! She was the politest hand sanitizer bottle I have ever met, and asked me, "Would you be so kind as to give me a small snack or meal, O Great One?"

Yeah, well, I gave her a couple pretzels and a bottle of Mountain Dew when Bob came out. He was amazed by her. "She's staying in the house, right?" he asked.
I could simply not refuse the look she gave me, like she was about to cry if I said no. So I let her stay, to make Bob happy.

And anyway, she is very choreful (it's a new word I invented and means: likes chores)
and does most of Bob's as well.

She's very polite and nice, and she and Bob are wonderful friends, but I just do not know what to call her! Have any suggestions? I would maybe like something relating to strawberries or pinkness or maybe how choreful she is.

Thanks,
-CaFiNa

Many Different Fruits!

APPLE-the fleshy usually rounded red, yellow, or green pome (fleshy with five seeds) fruit of a usually cultivated tree
APRICOT-the oval orange-colored fruit of a temperate-zone tree resembling the plum and peach in flavor
AVOCADO- a pulpy green to purple skinned fruit with a nutty flavor. It can be of various tropical American trees.
BREADFRUIT-a round, starchy usually seedless fruit that resembles bread in color and texture when baked
BANANA-an elongated (to grow in length) usually tapering (to diminish gradually) tropical fruit with soft pulpy flesh enclosed in an usually soft yellow rind
BLACKBERRY- the usually black or dark purple juicy but seedy edible aggregate (formed by the collection of units or particles) fruit of various brambles
CURRANT-the acid edible fruit of various shrubs
BLUEBERRY-the edible blue or blackish berry of any of several North American plants
CHERIMOYA-a round oblong (deviating form by elongation) or heart-shaped fruit with a pitted pale green rind that is borne by a widely cultivated tropical American tree
CHERRY-pale yellow to deep red or blackish smooth-skinned drupes (one-seeded) enclosing a smooth seed
COCONUT-the drupaceous (bearing drupes) fruit of the coconut palm whose outer fibrous (containing, consisting of, or resembling fiber) husk yields coir (a stiff, course fiber) and whose nut contains thick edible meat and coconut milk
CUSTARD APPLE-any of several chiefly tropical American soft-fleshed edible fruits
DURIAN- a large oval tasty but foul-smelling fruit with a prickly rind
FIG-an oblong or pear-shaped syconium fruit of a tree
GRAPEFRUIT- a large citrus fruit with a bitter yellow rind and inner skin and a highly flavored somewhat acid juicy pulp
GRAPE-: a smooth-skinned juicy greenish-white to deep red or purple berry eaten dried or fresh as a fruit or fermented to produce
GUAVA-roundish pear-shaped sweet acid yellow or pink fruit
KIWIFRUIT- the edible fruit of a Chinese gooseberry having a fuzzy brown skin and slightly acidic typically green flesh
LEMON-an acid fruit that is botanically a many-seeded pale yellow oblong berry produced by a small thorny citrus tree
MANDARIN-yellow to reddish-orange loose-rinded fruits
MANGO-a tropical usually large ovoid (egg shape) or oblong fruit with a firm yellowish-red skin, hard central stone, and juicy aromatic pulp
NECTARINE- a peach with a smooth-skinned fruit
ORANGE-: a globose berry with a yellowish to reddish-orange rind and a sweet edible pulp
PAPAYA- an oblong to globose yellow edible fruit with numerous black seeds in a central cavity
PEACH- a single-seeded drupe with a hard central stone, a pulpy white or yellow flesh, and a thin fuzzy skin
PEAR- a pome fruit of a tree that typically has a pale green or brownish skin, a firm juicy flesh, and an oblong shape in which a broad base end tapers upward to a narrow stem end
PERSIMMON- the usually orange several-seeded globular berry that is edible when fully ripe but usually extremely astringent (sourish and puckery) when unripe
PINEAPPLE- the large edible fruit that consists of the sweet succulent fleshy inflorescence ( the mode of development and arrangement of flowers)
PLUM-globular (shaped like a globe) oval smooth-skinned edible fruits that are drupes with oblong seeds
STRAWBERRY- the juicy edible usually red fruit of any of several low-growing temperate herbs

UGLI FRUIT (awesome!!)- It is very ugly. A huge great lump of a citrus fruit that is apparently a hybrid cross of grapefruit, orange and tangerine. Jamaican tangelo is the kinder, but less memorable name.
WATERMELON- large oblong or roundish fruit with a hard green or white rind often striped or variegated (having discrete markings of different colors. Sweet watery pink, yellowish, or red pulp, and usually many seeds

There were some fruits I didn't know before. I got some fruits here. I got the definitions here.
If there's a fruit YOU want the world to know about, write it in comments.


-P I N K Y

Fortunes of the Week

I will look into your future..

Aries- You know, you should watch some TV. I like TV!

Taurus- Bad luck is around the corner. Be aware...

Gemini- Happy, happy, happy! You'll be on a positive mood this whole week.

Cancer- You may experience gas. Calm down. It's not the end of the world.

Leo- LEOnardo DaVinci was an artist. Why don't you paint something?

Virgo- Bad breath is the obstacle for you this week. Use mints and mouthwash.

Libra- You may be bored for long periods of time. Find something to do.

Scorpio- This week all you will want to do is run. Run, run all day! Go for it!

Sagittarius- You will feel very sleepy. Try to catch up on your rest so you don't fall asleep on school.

Capricorn- It's raining outside. Your week is full of water.

Aquarius- Your future is unclear...your head is to fuzzy. Clear out your thought, please.

Pisces- :(...Sadness. it's too sorrowful to bear!

I made up these fortunes. They probably won't come true.

-P I N K Y

Which Is Best: iPod, iPad, or iPhone?

Good siku / usiku na wewe! I am just kwenda kueleza Awards Mabadiliko ya muda mfupi zaidi, hivyo kuelewa. Wakati wowote Najisikia kama hayo, (kwa kuongeza ladha ya fumbo) nami post a random mashindano. mashindano itakuwa random, lakini mshindi atakuwa makini ut ... na kila mashindano na ni mshindi itakuwa posted kwa lugha tofauti na. Hii ni Kiswahili.

Mshindi si kweli kushinda tuzo ... jina yao na kuingia tu anapata posted juu katika mashindano wao kushinda. Hiyo 'sababu ni kwa ajili ya kujifurahisha tu. Kuingia katika mashindano, baada ya kuingia yako katika maoni ya. Pamoja blogger yako jina lake na kuhakikisha kwamba ni kuingia kuingia kwa mashindano ya haki. Itakuwa ya mwisho, ingawa! Pia: kuingia moja tu kwa kila mtu. Mtu yeyote anaweza kuingia, hata Peggie au Pinky! Zaidi ya hapo, fun!

Wiki Hii Contest:
Ambayo moja ya hizi ni bora: iPod, iPad, au iPhone, na kwa nini? (Deadline is April 24, 2010, by midnight!)

WINNER AND THEIR ENTRY:
None yet...

(Mouse over the Swahili words to read them in English)

Hope wewe kuingia!
~Cafina~

जो पुरस्कार पसंद है?

सुबह / दोपहर शुभरात्रि / / तुम शाम, मेरे यादृच्छिक कामरेड! मैं एक अलग भाषा में बोल रहा हूँ. पता है क्यों? 'हम हमेशा नियमित रूप से पुरानी अंग्रेजी में बात करते हैं क्योंकि. कुछ नया करने की कोशिश क्यों नहीं?

मैं एक यादृच्छिक पुरस्कार नामक स्तंभ है, और प्रत्येक स्तंभ शुरू कर रहा हूँ एक अलग भाषा में तैनात किया जाएगा. यादृच्छिक पुरस्कार होगा, लेकिन लोगों के ध्यान से चयनित किया जाएगा ...

तो, अच्छी ध्वनि? यह शुरू होती है ... (रोल ड्रम) कल!

शुक्रिया, / / / शाम दोपहर रात और आज सुबह एक बस शानदार है!

बेतरतीब ढंग से तुम्हारा है,
Cafina

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. PEGGIE!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. PEGGIE!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT ALL THESE PICS FROM GOOGLE IMAGES!

Your Awesome Friend,

PINKY!

Shirt in 12 Different Languages!

Shirt! (ENGLISH)
Camisa! (PORTUGESE)
Skjorte! (NORWEGIAN)
Crys! (WELSH)
Kemeja (MALAY)
Ing (HUNGARIAN)
Skyrta (ICELANDIC)
Koszula (POLISH)
Krekls (LATVIAN)
Shati (SWAHILI)
Chemiz (HAITIAN CREOLE)
Paita (FINNISH)

:)-P i n k y

Fortunes of the Week!!

Here are your fortunes!

Aries- Stuck on old ways, aren't you? Try something new this week.

Taurus- You know you want sweets! Eat lots of desserts. YUMMY!

Gemini- Maybe you should get a hair cut. I can see some split ends...

Cancer- Get some exercise. Seriously, lay off the chips.

Leo- Do you like singing or dancing. Lock your room, and get your groove on!

Virgo- You know that you like sports. Why don't you play a little more?

Libra- If you have tests, they may be a little easy. I don't know why...

Scorpio- Fly high. Reach for your dreams! Cafina, stop reading Harry Potter!

Sagittarius- Is it your birthday? If it is, YAY! If it isn't, bad luck is written all over your face!

Capricorn- Go to your room and listen to some tunes. Musical Week has begun!

Aquarius- Last week you went shopping. Now, stay home. It's bad luck this week to go outside.

Pisces- Lotsa laughs this week! You will find maybe things funny. Happy, happy, happy!

I made up these fortunes. They probably won't come true.

Disgusting Fact of the Week

Pinky here!

DISGUSTING FACT OF THE WEEK:

The human body swallows about one quarter of snot everyday.

EEW!!!!

Apples

Apples are red, green, or yellow. CRUNCH! That's the sound that happens when you take a nice big bite out of an apple.
But mushy apples are disgusting. I hate mushy apples. They're way too mushy.
Good, hard, red apples are the best kind for me! Deeeeeelicious! Actually, I don't come across nice, hard red apples too often.
Have you ever seen a MINI apple? I have. It was mushy and yellow. Not my sort of apple. However, I HAVE tried a less mushy green apple. It tasted like a mushy apple, nothing special.
It was actually quite okay, not like that horrific yellow mini apple. Meh. The thought of that horrendous apple makes me want to scream.
Remember this: the skin of an apple might not taste good, but it's good for you.

Fortunes of the Week!

Come. Come in. My magical glass ball is waiting...

HI! Every week I am going to post a 'Fortunes for the Week'. It will tell you your fortune, depending on your star sign. If you don't don't know your star sign, here is a key:

Aries-March 21-April 19

Taurus-April 20-May 20

Gemini-May 21-June 20

Cancer-June 21-July 22

Leo-July 23-August 22

Virgo-August 23-September 22

Libra-September 23-October 22

Scorpio-October 23-November 21

Sagittarius-November 22-December 21

Capricorn-December 22-January 19

Aquarius-January 20-February 18

Pisces- February 19-March 20

I will ask Peggie to put up a chart or a link or something. For now, here are the fortunes:

Aries- Be calm and organized this week. Don't go crazy and hold back on the sweets.

Taurus- You'll probably find some money on the road. Count this as the start of your savings. Get more money and add to it. You'll be happy.

Gemini- You might find your work easier for you this week. You may get all A's and B's.

Cancer- This isn't a good week for you. Be careful and aware. You may trip more often.

Leo- I see you're gaining the pounds, huh? Eat healthy and exercise.

Virgo- Go all out and have fun. Laugh and dance out. This is your CRAZY WEEK!!!!

Libra- You're pushing yourself too hard. Try to get a little more rest. Read a book or take a nap.

Scorpio- You may feel an urge to scream. Here's my advice: Yell into a pillow and you won't seem like a total maniac.

Sagittarius- You will probably feel very thirsty. And maybe sleepy. Drink lots of water. Only one or two cups of juice, and lay off the soda. Especially if it makes you as hyper as me...

Capricorn-Uh oh! This week's all bad luck. Losing your lunch money, bumping into the school bully, hitting your head...all bad things are in store. Watch out!

Aquarius- Time to go...SHOPPING! Whether you're a boy or a girl, grab that cash and go to the local mall. Clothes, video games, curtains....whatever. Just buy stuff!

Pisces- I hate to break it to ya...you're destined to be lonely this week. Walking around alone at recess, no friends coming over.... At least it's only for one week.

I made up these fortunes.They probably won't come true. Don't get worried about anything!:)

Well...that's it I guess. So...um...bye.

-P i n k y

My Evil Mind Machine

Greetings.

You haven't heard from me yet. Instead of posting about randomness, I am going to post my mind-bogglingly astounding inventions. WATCH AND BE AMAZED! MUHAHAHA!

My name is Doctor Peggie (I AM a scientist) and today I am going to show you my evil Mind Machine.

This is what it looks like. Really, really, really scary, I know! I can see you shivering from here.
So, how does this work? Just watch and see.

I take the box and set up the side panels. Then I put two creatures (whatever I want, but they must be living) on each panel. I picked the two ugliest things I could find. Aren't they hideous?
Then, I press the invisible red button. The tension builds as the power increases. Then, suddenly, the room is lit up by a blinding ZAP!
Here is the creation that emerges out of the smoke... behold... the amazingly evil...

CAT-DOG!

This is my very first evil minion, so please stay back. He may bite, attack, give you rabies, scratch, hiss, break your bones, give you a concussion, or zap you with his evil mind rays.

Any other requests for mind-machine combinations? Comment and I shall add them to this page- but remember the requirements:
*They're plants or animals
*Provide me links to the pictures
*Make sure they're against a WHITE screen!

That's all. I hope you have a marvelously evil-filled day.

Bob

Hello random friends! I have just recently acquired a bottle of green hand sanitizer. Normally, I prefer to wash my hands with soap. But this hand sanitizer bottle was begging me to adopt it.

"Please don't abandon me!" it was wailing. "Please, oh Brilliant and Awesome Cafina, do not let me rot! Take me in! I won't be a nuisance!" Oh, fine, I admit it. The hand sanitizer bottle (shall we call it Bob?) didn't say the Brilliant and Awesome part.

Bob really said, "Please Cafina, do not let me rot! Take me in! I won't be a nuisance!" Just a thought: how did Bob know my name? Anyway, you just can't refuse a guy begging like that. Bob was literally sobbing and on his knees.

Wait a second...do hand sanitizer bottles have knees? Oh well. Never mind that. So I took Bob into my room and made him feel at home. "How can I ever repay this tremendous favor you have done me?" Bob asked me. I didn't answer.

Some people say I am very creative. I try not to let that supposed "creativeness" (I doubt it's there) turn into weirdness.