Sky Gnomes... And Gnomes in General

Have you ever read Norman Eight's Left Arm? It's about a robot named Norman VIII. He doesn't believe in the existence of sky gnomes- so he bets his left arm that his friend won't be able to find any gnomes. Of course, he loses the bet. His friend finds some sky gnomes and gives them a teapot, and--

Okay. Too weird for ya? I'm sorry Too bad.

Right now, I'm obsessed with Scott Pilgrim graphic novels! And gnomes. Gnomes! And just not gnomes. Sky gnomes.

You do know what I'm talking about, right? I am NOT talking about those cute, pudgy fat little Santa Clauses that live in gardens. I am NOT talking about this super cute weird gnome right here.

NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS. ^

No, I'm talking about THIS.

WOULD SHOW THE WHOLE COMIC, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY DISTURBING.

That's right.
Everyone. I'm back. Scott Pilgrim is epic. Canada is sweet, but fail. George Clooney pwns everyone. Sky gnomes are totally in. TIME magazine is amazing. Christmas is coming soon.
And whatever else you can think of.

Taquitos

Dear Randomness, Inc. Readers,

Hello! Cafina here! Sorry I haven't been posting for a while, but I just wanted to ask all of you a question. Has anyone reading this ever tried a taquito? For those of you who have no idea whatsoever what a taquito is, (don't worry, I had no idea whatsoever what it was when I heard it, either) is a Mexican dish consisting of a small rolled up tortilla and some type of filling, usually beef or chicken.

Wondering why that's in italics? I copied it from Wikipedia. Don't wanna get accused of plaigarism, right, homies? It has a section on taquitos. And crumpets, too! But I shall not go off the topic, my dearest chums.

Right. Where was I? Oh yeah. The tortilla (filled already) is crisp fried. Most taquitos contain pork, veggies, and cheese. Most of them are served with guacamole and salsa.

So. Have any of you tried one? I haven't. But I wish to. I heard they are served for breakfast. Is that true? Hm...interesting. A taco-like meal for breakfast.

Esperamos hablar con usted de nuevo pronto!

Yours Randomly,
*Cafina*

Candy Girl and Veggie Boy!

Just so you know, I wrote this when I was very little. I just wanted to share this with you, but it won't be very good because I didn't edit it from when I was little

Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Riley and a boy named Kyle. The girl loved candy and the boy loved vegetables. They were friends. When they both turned 13, something magical happened.
One day they were leaving school when this…….creature walked up to them. Riley got scared and started chewing bubblegum. Kyle said cool and gave a carrot to the creature. The creature said “I am Vavaji your guardian. I am here to tell you about your powers.” “Powers?” said Riley, confused. ”Yes powers.” he said.
After Vavaji finished, the two were amazed. ”Do we really have those powers? Do we have a cool team name?” they kept on asking. Vavaji said, “You two are Candy Girl and Vegetable Boy.” “That’s why I have candy related powers? And I have vegetable related powers?” they asked. “Yes” he said, “Yes.”
A week later, Candy Girl and Vegetable Boy were practicing their powers when Vavaji appeared. He screamed “ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR POWERS IN PUBLIC!!!” Then he gave them a long lecture about how letting people see them use their powers would be a disaster and stuff like that. Then he started talking about something that was not boring at all.
“It is time for your first quest.” said Vavaji. Their first quest! Candy Girl and Vegetable Boy were excited. Vavaji said they were going to fight their arch nemesis, Fruit Woman. “Cool! We have an arch nemesis already! Vavaji smiled and led them through a portal. You would never guess what they saw.
They were in a big candy corn castle with Corn shaped windows! “For this, this is your castle.” Vavaji said. Right after he said that, he closed his eyes and covered his ears. “OOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYY GOSSSSSHH!” CANDY Girl and Vegetable Boy screamed. They had their own castle! Then Vavaji opened another portal…….