Are You Smarter Than a Big Pork Chop?

Ladies and germs, here comes the PORK CHOP!! (huge applause)

And in this corner looking all nervous and confused, is YOU!! (well, nothing)

It's time to ppplllaaaaaaayyy..........ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A BIG PORK CHOP!?!?!?! (But before we begin, I want to make it clear that I do not eat pork.)

Here are the questions!

Can you become very appealing to the pork eating crowd?

Are you able to cover yourself with a rich sauce?

Can you be served during a barbecue?

Can you make people want to eat you?

Now for the question everyone wants to know...CAN YOU BE JUST LIKE A PORK CHOP??

If most of the answers are no, you are not smarter than a pork chop. MWAHAHAHHAHA!

-Your Host

Häagen-Daz

I love ice cream. Especially vanilla. And chocolate chip cookie dough. And chocolate fudge brownie. And Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches. And Klondike. But mostly...Häagen-Daz ice cream bars. I like the dark chocolate outer covering and the soft vanilla inside.

That is, no doubt about it, the best ice cream on the planet. Seriously. It is amazing. It is what happiness tastes like. It is what bliss tastes like. If I would never become fat, I would feast on Häagen-Daz.



I embrace you, Reuben and Rose Mattus, for creating such a wonderful ice cream company. I embrace you and wish to visit your graves (if you have one, you may have been cremated) and tuck a rose into the dirt near it. YOU ARE AWESOME PEOPLE!

*Cafina*