Are You Smarter Than a Big Pork Chop?

Ladies and germs, here comes the PORK CHOP!! (huge applause)

And in this corner looking all nervous and confused, is YOU!! (well, nothing)

It's time to ppplllaaaaaaayyy..........ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A BIG PORK CHOP!?!?!?! (But before we begin, I want to make it clear that I do not eat pork.)

Here are the questions!

Can you become very appealing to the pork eating crowd?

Are you able to cover yourself with a rich sauce?

Can you be served during a barbecue?

Can you make people want to eat you?

Now for the question everyone wants to know...CAN YOU BE JUST LIKE A PORK CHOP??

If most of the answers are no, you are not smarter than a pork chop. MWAHAHAHHAHA!

-Your Host