Bob

Hello random friends! I have just recently acquired a bottle of green hand sanitizer. Normally, I prefer to wash my hands with soap. But this hand sanitizer bottle was begging me to adopt it.

"Please don't abandon me!" it was wailing. "Please, oh Brilliant and Awesome Cafina, do not let me rot! Take me in! I won't be a nuisance!" Oh, fine, I admit it. The hand sanitizer bottle (shall we call it Bob?) didn't say the Brilliant and Awesome part.

Bob really said, "Please Cafina, do not let me rot! Take me in! I won't be a nuisance!" Just a thought: how did Bob know my name? Anyway, you just can't refuse a guy begging like that. Bob was literally sobbing and on his knees.

Wait a second...do hand sanitizer bottles have knees? Oh well. Never mind that. So I took Bob into my room and made him feel at home. "How can I ever repay this tremendous favor you have done me?" Bob asked me. I didn't answer.

Some people say I am very creative. I try not to let that supposed "creativeness" (I doubt it's there) turn into weirdness.