Thursday, April 29, 2010

Bob's New Best Friend

CaFiNa here! Do any of you wacky weirdos (ha ha, just kidding!) remember...BOB? The hand sanitizer bottle? Well, in case any of you were polite enough to wonder how he was doing (just kidding again), he is fine and dandy!

He is even fine and dandier because I have recently acquired a new hand sanitizer bottle, which smells like strawberries, (Bob smells like Atomic Apple, which is the name of the scent) and she is pink! She was the politest hand sanitizer bottle I have ever met, and asked me, "Would you be so kind as to give me a small snack or meal, O Great One?"

Yeah, well, I gave her a couple pretzels and a bottle of Mountain Dew when Bob came out. He was amazed by her. "She's staying in the house, right?" he asked.
I could simply not refuse the look she gave me, like she was about to cry if I said no. So I let her stay, to make Bob happy.

And anyway, she is very choreful (it's a new word I invented and means: likes chores)
and does most of Bob's as well.

She's very polite and nice, and she and Bob are wonderful friends, but I just do not know what to call her! Have any suggestions? I would maybe like something relating to strawberries or pinkness or maybe how choreful she is.

Thanks,
-CaFiNa

3 comments:

  1. Politest is not a word. Say 'most polite.'

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  2. Politest is TOO a word! Look it up on Google...it comes up with a definition. Sorry for the yelling...

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