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I don't like her bangs.
Neither do I. She looks like Taylor Swift.
HAHAHAHA!
Good job, Jesse Eisenberg.
NOO!
Who is this dude? Why are you kissing your wife? That makes no sense- you didn't deserve this award! Now you're kissing a dude? Wait- WHOA! Are you writing this down? Why are you writing this down? No, you can't write this down! But... seriously... this is another British guy. Like, EVERYONE is British!YOU'RE SPITTING AT ME! I don't like Colin Firth.
Didn't I just say not to write this?
Khmmhm! Uhhuhuh! Stop writing this down.
You're saying this just so she'll write it down.
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are! You're laughing... True friend, huh? He's just using you for your money, fool. Ahahahaha! TUH! You write down when I laugh, too? You're wacked up. Uh!
She didn't say that.
She did.
She did? I didn't know that!
She's givin' you some beautiful things, huh. Don't write that down. That sounds wrong! Don't write that down either!
I'll fix the spellings and stuff later.
L'Oreal Paris.
Because you're worth it.
Robert Downey Junior.
I think you spelled his name wrong.
No, she didn't.
Oh.
Mmmmeh.
AHAHAHAAH! Hey! I don't laugh like that. I don't go, like, AHAHAHA! I go, like-- regular laugh. Really? You're going to write this down too?
You disgust me.
You're like a fat chicken in a pig mouth. Ahaha! I don't know where that came from. THE WHITES OF HIS EYES ARE GREEN. Doesn't that freak you out?
Technically, his greens are green.
Shut up. It's a Mexican frog with green eyes. I didn't say "technically", for your information. [Cafina] did. I didn't say, "Technically it was a Mexican frog with green eyes." Oh wait, I did! But I didn't say "technically'. No, really, change it.
Okay, okay.
Hmm...
You're going to go in a straitjacket. Nice and straight.
Well you're going to go like Kat did in Victorious... in the Mental Ward.
That was so weird! It was like... PSHH, PSHH. There is no hero, everyone's a loser.
What magazine is Life and Style? Wahhh... Batman! Oh wait, that looked like Batman.
Cape. Tomorrow. 9-8 central. Well, you know what, I'm probably going to go to bed. 'Cause I have to go to school.
JAY LENO! Wait, I thought that was Jay Leno.
That's not Jay Leno!
I thought it was Jay Leno! Johnny Depppppp!
He's in his glasses, looking all piratey. He has really high cheekbones, seriously.
Muns? Muns? Girls, come on up! you have to sleep now! <--[Pinky's Dad]
LATER, WE'RE BUSY!-- Watching the... the... Golden Globes... thing!
INCEPTION IS A COOL MOVIE... You can guess who said that.
I was your only friend! Your only friend! I'm not coming back for my share- I'm coming back for it all!
Hey, [Flippy]'s awake!
No, that's my mom!
OH! Sorry! I thought it was [Flippy.]
SAY IT. Aheeheeheeuhuhuh!
Pascal. Pascaaal. It's like Paaaasssscaaaalllll.
I like Pascal from Tangled. Eduardo!
Loser!
He reminds me of Robert Pattinson. Who I hate. Teehee!
HEEHEEHEEEHEEE! Stupid laugh!
AAHAHAAHAHAHA! I mean- who just picked Eduardo up? He like... picked him up... and made him walk up to the stage with him... creepy. Mutiny. Like they did to Jack on the Pearl.
Who's David Fincher? No, seriously, [Peggie], who's David Fincher? Well done, justicethat. Like I said before.... everybody's British. Man, Justin Bieber is the man! That's so stupid.
But this is so epic! The Golden Globes are OVVEERRR... and we're still up. AHEEHUHUHEHE!
I'm cold now.
...and so it goes.
Just to add, we were watching the Golden Globes on television as this happened- hence all the references to movies and movie stars. Peggie ate too much candy and had just finished being tortured by Pinky while Cafina researched Orlando Bloom. Blame it on that, folks.
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