Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Sunday, January 16, 2011

A Real Conversation Including Peggie, Pinky, and Cafina

Pink= Pinky Purple=Peggie Green=Cafina Red=Other
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I don't like her bangs.

Neither do I. She looks like Taylor Swift.
HAHAHAHA!
Good job, Jesse Eisenberg.
NOO!
Who is this dude? Why are you kissing your wife? That makes no sense- you didn't deserve this award! Now you're kissing a dude? Wait- WHOA! Are you writing this down? Why are you writing this down? No, you can't write this down! But... seriously... this is another British guy. Like, EVERYONE is British!
YOU'RE SPITTING AT ME! I don't like Colin Firth.
Didn't I just say not to write this?
Khmmhm! Uhhuhuh! Stop writing this down.
You're saying this just so she'll write it down.
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are! You're laughing... True friend, huh? He's just using you for your money, fool. Ahahahaha! TUH! You write down when I laugh, too? You're wacked up. Uh!
She didn't say that.
She did.
She did? I didn't know that!
She's givin' you some beautiful things, huh. Don't write that down. That sounds wrong! Don't write that down either!
I'll fix the spellings and stuff later.
L'Oreal Paris.
Because you're worth it.

Robert Downey Junior.
I think you spelled his name wrong.
No, she didn't.
Oh.
Mmmmeh.
AHAHAHAAH! Hey! I don't laugh like that. I don't go, like, AHAHAHA! I go, like-- regular laugh. Really? You're going to write this down too?
You disgust me.
You're like a fat chicken in a pig mouth. Ahaha! I don't know where that came from. THE WHITES OF HIS EYES ARE GREEN. Doesn't that freak you out?
Technically, his greens are green.
Shut up. It's a Mexican frog with green eyes. I didn't say "technically", for your information. [Cafina] did. I didn't say, "Technically it was a Mexican frog with green eyes." Oh wait, I did! But I didn't say "technically'. No, really, change it.
Okay, okay.
Hmm...
You're going to go in a straitjacket. Nice and straight.
Well you're going to go like Kat did in Victorious... in the Mental Ward.
That was so weird! It was like... PSHH, PSHH. There is no hero, everyone's a loser.
What magazine is Life and Style? Wahhh... Batman! Oh wait, that looked like Batman.
Cape. Tomorrow. 9-8 central. Well, you know what, I'm probably going to go to bed. 'Cause I have to go to school.
JAY LENO! Wait, I thought that was Jay Leno.
That's not Jay Leno!
I thought it was Jay Leno! Johnny Depppppp!
He's in his glasses, looking all piratey. He has really high cheekbones, seriously.
Muns? Muns? Girls, come on up! you have to sleep now! <--[Pinky's Dad]
LATER, WE'RE BUSY!-- Watching the... the... Golden Globes... thing!

INCEPTION IS A COOL MOVIE... You can guess who said that.
I was your only friend! Your only friend! I'm not coming back for my share- I'm coming back for it all!
Hey, [Flippy]'s awake!
No, that's my mom!
OH! Sorry! I thought it was [Flippy.]
SAY IT. Aheeheeheeuhuhuh!
Pascal. Pascaaal. It's like Paaaasssscaaaalllll.
I like Pascal from Tangled. Eduardo!
Loser!
He reminds me of Robert Pattinson. Who I hate. Teehee!
HEEHEEHEEEHEEE! Stupid laugh!
AAHAHAAHAHAHA! I mean- who just picked Eduardo up? He like... picked him up... and made him walk up to the stage with him... creepy. Mutiny. Like they did to Jack on the Pearl.
Who's David Fincher? No, seriously, [Peggie], who's David Fincher? Well done, justicethat. Like I said before.... everybody's British. Man, Justin Bieber is the man! That's so stupid.
But this is so epic! The Golden Globes are OVVEERRR... and we're still up. AHEEHUHUHEHE!
I'm cold now.

...and so it goes.
Just to add, we were watching the Golden Globes on television as this happened- hence all the references to movies and movie stars. Peggie ate too much candy and had just finished being tortured by Pinky while Cafina researched Orlando Bloom. Blame it on that, folks.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Movies!

Dear Randomness, Inc. Readers,
Happy New Year! First post of 2011...just saying. You guys should enjoy this year, as it's the year before we'll supposedly 'die'. Anyway, I digress.

Back to the topic: movies! I am in a movie mood right now, which I have never been in before. It's a new experience. Due to the fact I come from a movie-obsessed family, I have seen quite a few films. So here I am, giving you my reviews from some movies I just randomly chose out of a hat!

Alice In Wonderland (Tim Burton's movie, of course)
Yay for Helena Bonham Carter (Bellatrix Lestrange in the Harry Potter movies) and Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean, Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and a good many other films)! And I love Mia Wasikowska in this movie, she portrays Alice nicely. The movie was good, I just re-watched it yesterday! YAY! If you haven't watched it yet, be sure to see it.

Avatar
Yeah, yeah, I know. Bad timing. It was released two years ago, but really, I saw it in the beginning of 2010. The IMAX 3-D was incredible, it was like James Cameron made it especially for IMAX 3-D. But the storyline? Kind of predictable. But yes, I did like it.

Inception
Why am I reviewing only good movies? Strange. Anyway...back to Inception. This was a GREAT movie, but you gotta be smart to understand everything on the first time watching it. I certainly didn't. In fact, I didn't even WANT to watch it in the theater the first time, I just went 'cause I liked popcorn. I spent the first half of the movie playing games on my dad's iPhone, and then when the battery was low, I didn't understand anything about the movie and wasn't certain of anything except Ariadne's name had a cool connection to what she did in the movie and that Mal creeped me out.

But then when I checked out Roger Ebert's review of Inception, he liked it so I figured maybe I should give the movie a chance. And I watched it. And I liked it. So you should watch it, too!

TRON: Legacy
Meh. This was an OK movie, nothing special. I didn't like it that much, but I didn't positively hate it. If you have nothing better to do, TRON: Legacy will keep you entertained for a while at least.

There are your reviews for today, and hoping you have a very nice year!

Yours Randomly,
Cafina