Really? Really.

I am in a great mood. I, Dr. Peggie, have just watched Ocean's Eleven. That is a wonderful movie about trained professionals robbing a casino. That is totally my kind of movie. LOVED IT! So now, for a special treat...

A rainbow field! How lovely! Let us frolic and run around happy; let the games never end. Leapfrog, hopscotch, whatever you'd like. Let us not waste this wonderful day!

Oh, what shall we do? How about a tea party? Help yourself to these delightful little nibbles. Go on; don't be shy! Take as many as you'd like.

Now is the time to play a little croquet. Excellent shot, Mary! I love your hat, Susan! Today has been simply wonderful. I cannot tell you how much I have enjoyed it...

Really?

Really.

Nah. I'm just messing with you.

Here's what I think of your idiotic tea party.

Doing things the George Clooney way since 1988!