Fortunes of the Week!!

Here are your fortunes:

Aries- Have you ever played leap frog? If you play leap frog this week, you will be blessed with immensely good luck.

Taurus- Uh oh! Shadows are surrounding you...LOOK OUT!

Gemini- Don't go to sleep with a frown in your pocket! (advice of the week)

Cancer- Quick, hide! They are looking for you!! Be careful, young warrior.

Leo- If you don't bounce on a trampoline this week, you will have BAD LUCK!
Virgo- OMG! I am SO happy for you! Goodness and peace are all around you.
Libra- Say at least five tongue twisters this week. It will be good for your self esteem.

Scorpio- If you have been bit by a scorpion, you will have a good week. If not, UH OH!!!!

Sagittarius- Lilacs bloom, and so will your happiness!

Capricorn- You are really going to sing this week, aren't you? If you don't, then something really horrible will happen!

Aquarius- You will be very cantankerous this week. Well, you probably always were, but more this week.

Pisces- Are you a malevolent person? I hope not! If you are, your personality will come to haunt you.

I made these fortunes up. They probably won't come true.

-P I N K Y