OH MY GOD!! I am SOOOOO sorry I forgot to write the fortunes. Lately I have been REALLY absentminded...I hope you'll forgive me. Well, here are this week's fortunes! (You know what's funny? A week for the fortunes is Thurs-Wed, not Sun-Sat!)
Aries- Give your best friend a pleasant surprise. This week especially, it will make you much closer to them.
Taurus- So you want to be a pirate. Guess what? YOU WON'T!!!!!! LOL!! HA HA HA!!!!
Gemini- Your future is misty...I cannot see a straight path. You will be very undecisive this week.
Cancer- Huzza, huzza! Great I-dee-ho! What a thumping, whomping surprise! You will be saying strange phrases this week.
Leo- Don't be in such a bad mood. Things WILL get better. So turn that frown upside-down! (Such a lame phrase, sorry)
Virgo- Take many personality quizzes. This will bring good luck. If you don't...
Libra- Say, have you lost a body part. OMG! If you have, a unicorn will appear in your dreams. If you didn't, scream in your head.
Scorpio- If you are feeling down (which will happen often this week) chant, 'Ho ho watanay, ho ho watanay, ho ho watanay, kiyokena, hiyokena!' This will make you feel better.
Sagittarius- If you want good like this week, guess what you have to do? You have to crump. C'mon, be a crumper!
Capricorn- Do you like the sour taste of lemon and lime? You will taste that taste at random moments.
Aquarius- Have you heard of Aqua Sand? If you own any Aqua Sand, you will be covered with horrible luck all week!
Pisces- Eat pie, and lots of it! Pie is your safe haven this week.
I made up these fortunes. They probably won't come true.
-P I N K Y
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