Hello!
Are you guys ready to see your fortunes? Well, here they are!
Aries- Tsk, tsk...bad luck surrounds you. Darkness is in the air. Look out!
Taurus- Do you like elephants? They are your safety zone this week.
Gemini- YAY! Jump up and down with joy! You are gonna feel very ecstatic this week! :))
Cancer- Watching "Tom & Jerry" is a source of happiness this week. "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" is a source of bad luck. LOL!
Leo- Velvet, satin, silk, all of them FEEL so nice! I love them! But, sadly, if you touch one of these fabrics, bye-bye!
Virgo- Eat foods with virgin oil this week. PLEASE??
Libra- What is wrong with you you wacko?? Get it together dude! Jeez!!
Virgo- Eat foods with virgin oil this week. PLEASE??
Libra- What is wrong with you you wacko?? Get it together dude! Jeez!!
Scorpio- You should whistle. Whistling is safe this week. If you don't know how, then you will be cursed!
Sagittarius- Want good luck? Here's what you have to do. Rub oil on your hand. Then, wash it off. Ooooh...
Capricorn- You will see strange siamese cats in your dreams... Wow, that's weird.
Aquarius- 1, 2, 3, BOOM! Scream this into the face of a person you don't like.
Pisces- If you eat fetuccini alfredo this week, you will have immensely horrible bad luck.
I made up these fortunes. They probably won't come true.
-P I N K Y
Noooooooo! Bad luck for me! I don't know how to whistle...*sobs loudly*
ReplyDeleteI wish I had Aquarius's fortune. I want to scream into a person I despise's face. Lucky, lucky...
I am capricorn! Not siamese cats! For some reason I feel stuffy around cats... I think I might be kind of allergic...
ReplyDeleteP.S. If I give credit to Randomness-Inc, can I use a "fortunes of the week" thing on my website?
Sure thing! Thanks for giving us credit :)
ReplyDeleteOMG I have bad luck! WHY!?!?! Aries!!! So unfair! LOL :)
Hehehe! I'm sorry about your fortunes, but I unintentionally gave myself a not-so-positive fortune. Here it is:
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with you you wacko?? Get it together dude! Jeez!!