Fortunes of the Week!

Hi guys! I'm sorry I couldn't post the fortunes last week. I really didn't have time. But I hope you all had good luck! Here are this week's fortunes:

Aries- This is what you should do for good luck this week. Put a sock on ONE foot. Leave the other foot bare. Stand on a bed or sofa and...HOP! Hop like a bunny! It's fun and good luck!

Taurus- Last week, did you do anything bad? Something you feel really guilty about? I think so. Here's what you should do to make up for it. It'll only work for this week. Give a friend of yours a shred of grass. No, I am not joking.

Gemini- You're WAY too grumpy. Take a deep breath. Smile, and have a good time. There's no need to be in a bad mood!

Cancer- You're going to feel mad this week. You're going to be REALLY angry. Do what you have to do. Scream into a pillow, rip a piece of paper, take a walk. Whatever it takes to cool down. Nobody wants to be around a sour puss.

Leo- Do something nice for the people that live in your house. Buy a present, help them out, etc. They'll be glad.
Virgo- You should erase. Yup, erase. Scribble all over a piece of paper, then erase it. Scribble again, then erase. Big, pink erasers are the best to use this week.
Libra- This week, you will feel very relieved. You will know why. Just remember not to forget the world around you in your relief. Okay?

Scorpio- You are doomed to have bad luck. Sadness will overwhelm your heart. It's just so horrible...I'm so sorry.

Sagittarius- HA HA HA HA HA!! This week you will be laughing for no apparent reason. Everyone will think you're crazy. Don't worry, that's not so bad. I'm used to it. You will be, too. Just remember...LOL!!!!

Capricorn- Unless your name is Bob, Fred, or Barbara, you will have immensely good luck! Pennies on the road, dancing leprachauns, the whole package. YAY! Bob, Fred, and Barbara, too bad.

Aquarius- Jewels are coming your way. Not the object kind, but the jewels of life. (Sorry, just want to sound deep!)

Pisces- Si usted sabe español, YAY! Si no lo hace, es probable que no conoce la palabra secreta. Se trata de: agricultor.

I made up these fortunes. They probably won't come true.

-P I N K Y