All The Countries of Africa!

You may have guessed from the title that this is a post about all the countries in Africa. Well, if you have, wonderful job! You are a very intelligent person. Uh huh!

If you are planning a trip to Africa anytime, (I have already been there, as you may also know, because I went to Egypt) here are the countries you might want to visit! (There are 47 countries, by the way)

Algeria
Angola
Benin
Botswana
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cameroon
Cape Verde
Central African Republic
Chad
Comoros
Congo
Cote d'Ivoire
Djibouti
Egypt
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Ethiopia
Gabon
The Gambia
Ghana
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Kenya
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Madagascar
Malawi
Mali
Mauritania
Maritius
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Rwanda
Sao Tome and Principe
Senegal
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Somalia
South Africa
Sudan
Swaziland
Tanzania
Togo
Tunisia
Uganda
Zambia
Zimbabwe

Yours randomly,
Cafina

EVIL Poetry

You may think this is creepy, but it's the stuff of my dreams. Literally... because last night I had a nightmare about a demon rabbit.

The pink rabbit wants food. I said no.

It doesn't listen. It keeps on bothering me.

Scratch, scratch, with its tiny white claws, against my leg.

It won't leave me alone. It wants to eat.

I won't give in.

Neither will the rabbit.

What to do?

Stand straight. Don't listen. These things I do.

The rabbit is too smart. It's clever.

I have to give it food.

No.

Yes.

NO!

What a dilemna. I feel like Batman.

The rabbit screams all night long. High-pitched and eerie.

Scared out of my mind. The screams! They terrify me.

Like a wolf. It's hunting me down.

Partial sentences haunt my dreams. They're pieces, fragments. Of what?

Just give the rabbit

its food.

Please

won't you

give

the rabbit

its food?

My Random Words of Wisdom

Swerve to the right, I say.

Now swerve to thee port.

Single out the wisdom you hear in his report.

Hear her kind words, and listen to them well,

But do not tell.

Have a sip of Amber’s tea,

But make sure it doesn’t have a flea.

Go to Israel to shop.

Make sure you don’t pop.

Fling and cling,

But do not ring.

If you have a cow,

My kitty will go meow.

Pretend you are flying,

So that there is no lying.

Jump up high right after you cry.

Boring is adoring!

Go to the bakery,

And maybe you’ll see me.

If you are kidding,

You will have to do your dog’s bidding.

Hop up and down,

And please don’t frown.

Yell to the ground,

And listen to the sound.

May you be perky,

With just a little beef jerky?

Just a little salt,

With some lovely melted malts.

To make your day

A humpie munkie cray!!!

-P I N K Y

Santa Hats

Okay! So, it's been quite a while since I posted, and I'm sorry, and all that other stuff. Yada yada yada. I just want to cut to the chase, so I'm also sorry if I sounded rude or any of that other stuff. Yeah. You get the idea. Okay. Well.

Have you ever worn a Santa hat for Christmas? That big fluffy hat that looks really awkward on your head? The hat that everyone touches 'cause it's so soft? The hat that has the tail with the little white fluff ball thing that everyone flips?

I have never worn such a hat. There's only one of those beautiful soft fluffy hats in my house, and every winter break, someone else hogs it! No fair! But this winter break, I am determined to wear something that gets everyone in the holiday spirit! Yes, that's right! Like maybe a Santa hat. Uh huh! You heard me!

:)

Look at the shiny lights...sparkly...*

Okay, back to the subject.

Glittery...pretty...shimmery...

HAPPY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY!

By the way, can you guess who I am without looking at the darn tag thingamajigger?

No More Fortunes

Hello! I am sad to inform you that there will be no more "Fortunes of the Week." It is just to demanding to write a post every Thursday. It takes pretty long to come up with every fortune, you know. So, if you still want to hear a fortune, I suggest you go to Yahoo Horoscopes. They have pretty down-to-earth stuff.

Until next time!
-P I N K Y

Fortunes of the Week!

OH MY GOD!! I am SOOOOO sorry I forgot to write the fortunes. Lately I have been REALLY absentminded...I hope you'll forgive me. Well, here are this week's fortunes! (You know what's funny? A week for the fortunes is Thurs-Wed, not Sun-Sat!)

Aries- Give your best friend a pleasant surprise. This week especially, it will make you much closer to them.

Taurus- So you want to be a pirate. Guess what? YOU WON'T!!!!!! LOL!! HA HA HA!!!!

Gemini- Your future is misty...I cannot see a straight path. You will be very undecisive this week.

Cancer- Huzza, huzza! Great I-dee-ho! What a thumping, whomping surprise! You will be saying strange phrases this week.

Leo- Don't be in such a bad mood. Things WILL get better. So turn that frown upside-down! (Such a lame phrase, sorry)

Virgo- Take many personality quizzes. This will bring good luck. If you don't...

Libra- Say, have you lost a body part. OMG! If you have, a unicorn will appear in your dreams. If you didn't, scream in your head.

Scorpio- If you are feeling down (which will happen often this week) chant, 'Ho ho watanay, ho ho watanay, ho ho watanay, kiyokena, hiyokena!' This will make you feel better.

Sagittarius- If you want good like this week, guess what you have to do? You have to crump. C'mon, be a crumper!

Capricorn- Do you like the sour taste of lemon and lime? You will taste that taste at random moments.

Aquarius- Have you heard of Aqua Sand? If you own any Aqua Sand, you will be covered with horrible luck all week!

Pisces- Eat pie, and lots of it! Pie is your safe haven this week.

I made up these fortunes. They probably won't come true.

-P I N K Y