CNN: Darth Vader

C: Hello, this is Cafina, coming in live with a guest. The one...the only...the one and only, Missssterrr DAAARTH VAAADER. Here I am, on our talk show, CNN (Cafina's News Network). Say hello to all our fans out there, Mister Vader.
DV: Hi.
C: Mister Vader, are you supposed to be dead? I mean, I'm not a Star Wars geek and all that, so please, enlighten me!
DV: Ummm, I think so. Not sure.
C: Right. Moving on. You were adorable as a child!
DV: Thankyouverymuch.
C: So, how did Luke react when you told him you were his father?
DV: Don't remember. I'm getting a bit old here, Cafina, so if you'll just excuse that, everything will be perfectly fine.
C: So sorry, Mister Vader. I apologize.
DV: Not okay, but whatever.
C: Er...do you remember much of the past?
DV *huffs angrily* What did I just say.
C: Sorry, sorry! *mutters under breath* Ooookay then. Lose the 'tude, Mister Vader, I ain't likin' it!
DV: What was that? Didn't catch it.
C: I didn't say anything.
DV: Really? I could've sworn I'd heard something.
C: No, I didn't say anything. Um, most of these questions are kinda pointless if you don't remember the past.
DV: Hey, I saw that basketball court in the basement as they were escorting me up. Mind if I leave and shoot some hoops?
C: Yeah, sure, no problem.
DV: Great! See ya. Peace out. *leaves*
C: Well....that sure was....erm, interesting. Well, thanks for tuning in to CNN, and be sure to catch the new episode of CNN when it comes out! Thanks, and have a greatly fantastical amazing-ish day!

Random Facts

Hello! Sorry that I haven't posted for a while, there hasn't been quite enough time. But there isn't too much time right now, so I'll just provide you people with a couple of quick, random things that you might want to know.

-William of Orange ascended to the throne on February 13, 1689
-The American James Younger gang robbed its first bank in Missouri
- Liam Brady, a football player, was born today BUT in 1956
-Jenna Fischer is the actress of Pam Halpert in my current FAVORITE TV show, The Office
- The birthstone of February is an amethyst
- February is Library Lover's month
- February 3rd is Wear Red Day...which I forgot, and went to school with a blue shirt, and my principal scolded me
- February 28th is national Tooth Fairy Day
- February is National Chocolate Lover's month... Chocolate Lovers of the world, unite! (Hear that, Pinky?)
- I prefer dark chocolate to milk chocolate. More flavor, y'know?
-February 21st is Love Your Pet day
-I am aware that I have compiled more than a couple of facts, but these are so interesting that I forgot I had to be quick.

There ya go! I always find February kind of depressing, because I'm sick of winter by then. But now, I realize February is such an interesting little month, even after Valentine's Day is over.

Forever random,
cAfInA

Jorgie Porgie

Jorgie Porgie was a bear.
Jorgie Porgie had no hair.
Jorgie Porgie sold blood.

A Real Conversation Including Peggie, Pinky, and Cafina

Pink= Pinky Purple=Peggie Green=Cafina Red=Other
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I don't like her bangs.
Neither do I. She looks like Taylor Swift.
HAHAHAHA!
Good job, Jesse Eisenberg.
NOO! Who is this dude? Why are you kissing your wife? That makes no sense- you didn't deserve this award! Now you're kissing a dude? Wait- WHOA! Are you writing this down? Why are you writing this down? No, you can't write this down! But... seriously... this is another British guy. Like, EVERYONE is British!
YOU'RE SPITTING AT ME! I don't like Colin Firth.
Didn't I just say not to write this?
Khmmhm! Uhhuhuh! Stop writing this down.
You're saying this just so she'll write it down.
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are! You're laughing... True friend, huh? He's just using you for your money, fool. Ahahahaha! TUH! You write down when I laugh, too? You're wacked up. Uh!
She didn't say that.
She did.
She did? I didn't know that!
She's givin' you some beautiful things, huh. Don't write that down. That sounds wrong! Don't write that down either!
I'll fix the spellings and stuff later.
L'Oreal Paris.
Because you're worth it.
Robert Downey Junior.
I think you spelled his name wrong.
No, she didn't.
Oh.
Mmmmeh.
AHAHAHAAH! Hey! I don't laugh like that. I don't go, like, AHAHAHA! I go, like-- regular laugh. Really? You're going to write this down too?
You disgust me.
You're like a fat chicken in a pig mouth. Ahaha! I don't know where that came from. THE WHITES OF HIS EYES ARE GREEN. Doesn't that freak you out?
Technically, his greens are green.
Shut up. It's a Mexican frog with green eyes. I didn't say "technically", for your information. [Cafina] did. I didn't say, "Technically it was a Mexican frog with green eyes." Oh wait, I did! But I didn't say "technically'. No, really, change it.
Okay, okay.
Hmm...
You're going to go in a straitjacket. Nice and straight.
Well you're going to go like Kat did in Victorious... in the Mental Ward.
That was so weird! It was like... PSHH, PSHH. There is no hero, everyone's a loser.
What magazine is Life and Style? Wahhh... Batman! Oh wait, that looked like Batman.
Cape. Tomorrow. 9-8 central. Well, you know what, I'm probably going to go to bed. 'Cause I have to go to school.
JAY LENO! Wait, I thought that was Jay Leno.
That's not Jay Leno!
I thought it was Jay Leno! Johnny Depppppp!
He's in his glasses, looking all piratey. He has really high cheekbones, seriously.
Muns? Muns? Girls, come on up! you have to sleep now! <--[Pinky's Dad]
LATER, WE'RE BUSY!-- Watching the... the... Golden Globes... thing!
INCEPTION IS A COOL MOVIE... You can guess who said that.
I was your only friend! Your only friend! I'm not coming back for my share- I'm coming back for it all!
Hey, [Flippy]'s awake!
No, that's my mom!
OH! Sorry! I thought it was [Flippy.]
SAY IT. Aheeheeheeuhuhuh!
Pascal. Pascaaal. It's like Paaaasssscaaaalllll.
I like Pascal from Tangled. Eduardo!
Loser!
He reminds me of Robert Pattinson. Who I hate. Teehee!
HEEHEEHEEEHEEE! Stupid laugh!
AAHAHAAHAHAHA! I mean- who just picked Eduardo up? He like... picked him up... and made him walk up to the stage with him... creepy. Mutiny. Like they did to Jack on the Pearl.
Who's David Fincher? No, seriously, [Peggie], who's David Fincher? Well done, justicethat. Like I said before.... everybody's British. Man, Justin Bieber is the man! That's so stupid.
But this is so epic! The Golden Globes are OVVEERRR... and we're still up. AHEEHUHUHEHE!
I'm cold now.

...and so it goes.
Just to add, we were watching the Golden Globes on television as this happened- hence all the references to movies and movie stars. Peggie ate too much candy and had just finished being tortured by Pinky while Cafina researched Orlando Bloom. Blame it on that, folks.

Birthday Time!

Dear Randomness, Inc. readers,
THIS WEEK IS MY BIRTHDAY!

Can you believe it? This very week is my birthday! This year has flown, honestly. I really cannot believe it. So can you guess what I'm getting?

An Ipod? Nope. Got that last year.

A laptop? I wish, but no.

Lots of love (but nothing else). Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not that nice. LOL. Oh wait, I just figured out that LOL stands for Laugh Out Loud but also Lots Of Love! Cool!

Yes. You guessed it. Wow, you guys are good.

An electric pencil sharpener.

Crazy, isn't it? Absolutely crazy! I am so lucky to have this amazing pencil sharpener bestowed upon me. It's a real neat, nifty little model, too. Anyway, my hand pencil sharpeners really suck, so I asked for this cool thing. :D Got it from Office Depot.

Can you guys guess what day my birthday is, perhaps? (BTW, Pinky, Peggie, you may not guess on this. You know what day it is and this is unfair!)

LOL,
Yours randomly,
Cafina

Agelast

HEY EVERYONE! Guess what? I was browsing the Internet and I found the WEIRDEST word EVER! Okay, maybe not the weirdest word ever, but pretty weird. Can you guess what it is...? Oh, wait...the word is my title...heh heh heh....

AGELAST!

Cool, eh? Agelast! Can you feel the word agelast spreading over your tongue like an Icebreaker or a mint? Can you feel the taste of it? What a delightful word, don't you think. Now, you may be wondering what the lovely word agelast means. Here's a definition, copied from Google.

Agelast- One who never laughs; a mirthless person.

Yeah, okay, maybe that's not the happiest word around after all. But...I have improved your vocabulary (unless you already knew the word, of course...)! You should be proud of me. Agelast. Now you can brag to your friends about knowing an amazing word that they don't!

Actually, considering my friends, they won't really care.

Oh well!

Yours randomly,
Cafina

THE STAR MACHINE!

If stars weren't fiery balls of gas, I think it would be quite interesting if people made a star machine. You could set the machine to different levels of things, like how high the stars could shoot up, and how fast they could shoot up.

And when they came falling back down, you could hold 'em in your hands and play catch or baseball or football with them.

They would twinkle brightly and light up the whole area. In fact, instead of using electricity, you could use stars for lights. True, you'd have to use a lot, since they would emit a very dim glow, but it would be amazing! :D

Oh yeah, and the star machine should be orange. Bright orange! On the side there should be the word STARS written in blue. With a blue arrow pointing up at the side where the stars come from.

TOTALLY AWESOME!

Yours Randomly,
Cafina

Puppies, Curtains, and Autumn

A dry leaf crackles underneath my sneaker. I look down and see that the leaf is an unattractive brown color, not at all like the bright red and orange leaves autumn is supposed to bring. As I look ahead to my front yard, I find that there actually are attractive leaves. I study them for a moment before plowing onwards.

The curtains that hang in my room are blue. I do not particularly think it matches my green-painted room, but don't want them to go. They have been there since...well...forever. I like my curtains. They are there to do a job, and they do it extremely well.

The puppy is a bundle of fur and energy. It explores its new home eagerly, sniffing around. Its new owners are joyful that they selected such an enthusiastic little animal. Isn't it cute? Aww...look at the wittle puppy! How adorable! But at night, the animal pines for its old bed and home. It howls all night, and the owners don't think it's so cute anymore. A little cruel, but oh well. Perhaps they will end up being the best of chums.

Yours randomly,
Cafina

All The Countries of Africa!

You may have guessed from the title that this is a post about all the countries in Africa. Well, if you have, wonderful job! You are a very intelligent person. Uh huh!

If you are planning a trip to Africa anytime, (I have already been there, as you may also know, because I went to Egypt) here are the countries you might want to visit! (There are 47 countries, by the way)

Algeria
Angola
Benin
Botswana
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cameroon
Cape Verde
Central African Republic
Chad
Comoros
Congo
Cote d'Ivoire
Djibouti
Egypt
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Ethiopia
Gabon
The Gambia
Ghana
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Kenya
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Madagascar
Malawi
Mali
Mauritania
Maritius
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Rwanda
Sao Tome and Principe
Senegal
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Somalia
South Africa
Sudan
Swaziland
Tanzania
Togo
Tunisia
Uganda
Zambia
Zimbabwe

Yours randomly,
Cafina

Which Is Best: iPod, iPad, or iPhone?

Good siku / usiku na wewe! I am just kwenda kueleza Awards Mabadiliko ya muda mfupi zaidi, hivyo kuelewa. Wakati wowote Najisikia kama hayo, (kwa kuongeza ladha ya fumbo) nami post a random mashindano. mashindano itakuwa random, lakini mshindi atakuwa makini ut ... na kila mashindano na ni mshindi itakuwa posted kwa lugha tofauti na. Hii ni Kiswahili.

Mshindi si kweli kushinda tuzo ... jina yao na kuingia tu anapata posted juu katika mashindano wao kushinda. Hiyo 'sababu ni kwa ajili ya kujifurahisha tu. Kuingia katika mashindano, baada ya kuingia yako katika maoni ya. Pamoja blogger yako jina lake na kuhakikisha kwamba ni kuingia kuingia kwa mashindano ya haki. Itakuwa ya mwisho, ingawa! Pia: kuingia moja tu kwa kila mtu. Mtu yeyote anaweza kuingia, hata Peggie au Pinky! Zaidi ya hapo, fun!

Wiki Hii Contest:
Ambayo moja ya hizi ni bora: iPod, iPad, au iPhone, na kwa nini? (Deadline is April 24, 2010, by midnight!)

WINNER AND THEIR ENTRY:
None yet...

(Mouse over the Swahili words to read them in English)

Hope wewe kuingia!
~Cafina~

Apples

Apples are red, green, or yellow. CRUNCH! That's the sound that happens when you take a nice big bite out of an apple.
But mushy apples are disgusting. I hate mushy apples. They're way too mushy.
Good, hard, red apples are the best kind for me! Deeeeeelicious! Actually, I don't come across nice, hard red apples too often.
Have you ever seen a MINI apple? I have. It was mushy and yellow. Not my sort of apple. However, I HAVE tried a less mushy green apple. It tasted like a mushy apple, nothing special.
It was actually quite okay, not like that horrific yellow mini apple. Meh. The thought of that horrendous apple makes me want to scream.
Remember this: the skin of an apple might not taste good, but it's good for you.

Bob

Hello random friends! I have just recently acquired a bottle of green hand sanitizer. Normally, I prefer to wash my hands with soap. But this hand sanitizer bottle was begging me to adopt it.

"Please don't abandon me!" it was wailing. "Please, oh Brilliant and Awesome Cafina, do not let me rot! Take me in! I won't be a nuisance!" Oh, fine, I admit it. The hand sanitizer bottle (shall we call it Bob?) didn't say the Brilliant and Awesome part.

Bob really said, "Please Cafina, do not let me rot! Take me in! I won't be a nuisance!" Just a thought: how did Bob know my name? Anyway, you just can't refuse a guy begging like that. Bob was literally sobbing and on his knees.

Wait a second...do hand sanitizer bottles have knees? Oh well. Never mind that. So I took Bob into my room and made him feel at home. "How can I ever repay this tremendous favor you have done me?" Bob asked me. I didn't answer.

Some people say I am very creative. I try not to let that supposed "creativeness" (I doubt it's there) turn into weirdness.

Pens

Aloha! Today I want to talk about pens. Pens are quite interesting. How does a pen work? There are many different types of pens. Well, there certainly are a lot, so I'd like to list all the types I can think of. Here goes!

Gel pen
Ballpoint pen
Fountain pen
Felt-tipped pen
Reed pen
Quill pen
Dip pen
Rollerball pen

Any other pens? Excluding colored pens, of course. Did you know the word pen originated from the Latin word pinna? Another quick fact: The pen came from the Ancient Indians. Seriously! Cool, right? Whoa....

Pens FOREVER!

Randomness, Inc.!

Hey! (As in the 'hello' hey, not the 'hey, stop being annoying' hey.) This is the start of a new blog, Randomness Inc.!
It will be filled with randomness by me, Pinkguin (remember her from The Awesome Penguins?) and Peggie Quin! Like our header? Filled with randomness! LOL! :)
Before I say bye, here's a random fact:
The most random word in the world is random! Or so they say...

Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!